The below entry has been cross-posted to my www.justlikeyousaiditwouldbe.com site. With Microsoft Designer in free preview I recently fooled around with the software—purely for fun—and ended up falling down a rabbit hole generating AI photos of Amira and Darragh. I'm not going to tell you how many pictures I ended up with (a completely wild amount! Also, a bizarro image of a 60s glam rock band fighting off a bunch of shark men and one of a delicious looking spaghetti and meatball cake, but let's leave those aside for now). The first problem was that Dall-E obviously didn't know what Dublin's Ha'penny Bridge looked like and in response to my entered description continually offered up a slew of other bridges that sometimes weren't even footbridges instead. There were also a few issues with unusually large, weird-looking eyes and the well-known problem that AI often has generating hands. Other times the couple (or sometimes half of them) simply didn't match the images of Amira and Darragh I have in my head. Quite often the couple simply looked far too shimmeringly sophisticated, or had faces that unnervingly resembled Sims characters.
If you've read Just Like You Said It Would Be you've probably formed your own images of the characters which might be a little different than mine, but here are some of what I consider to be the most convincing Amira and Darragh in pseudo Dublin locations pairings generated by Dall-E. You might notice I relocated the couple to Grafton Street then Trinity College and Temple Bar for several of the below images, at first hoping to avoid bridge weirdness and then, well, getting carried away. I've started with Amira and Darragh in the rain, but there were a bunch of suitable results amid the slew that didn't match my criteria.
Sometimes Dall-E randomly decided to hand Amira the guitar instead of Darragh despite my prompt description. Maybe in a parallel universe I wrote a version of this book where Amira was in a band and Darragh was a screenwriting student?
Missing the requested guitar and I don't know what this bridge is, but a good Amira and Darragh.
A and D on Grafton Street. You can see Dall-E doesn't comprehend that the pedestrian portion of
Grafton Street (which I specified in the prompt) has no curbs. I can readily buy the couple as Amira and Darragh though.
Hand weirdness alert in the next picture, but otherwise a faithful rendering of them.
Below caught in a sun shower when I started directing the weather. More good pairings but the below street looks more like Baggot Street than Grafton Street.
A few nicely realistic looking images in the Trinity College grounds. Anyone else seeing a bit of Jenny from the Block in the below incarnation of Amira?
In Temple Bar at night
Below is a prime example of all the things that can go awry with AI imaging. Here we have a serious case of guitars gone wrong (disappears right into his neck—ouch!), hand weirdness and Grafton Street pedestrian fail but if you're somehow able to ignore those things, it's a decent Darragh.
I wouldn't use these images professionally in any capacity for ethical reasons concerning AI's impact on the arts but it was certainly a fun experiment and I'll be posting a few other photos relating to Shantallow on my Instagram soonish. Now how about a slice of spaghetti and meatballs with green olives cake?
